Ta-wer Egyptology
Series Two: Pharaoh and Mummy in the Late Covid Kingdom

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Introduction
The pestilence which had plagued the land during what became known as the ‘Covid Intermediate Period’ had begun to subside in many areas. Pharaoh’s Kingdom still had many rules and regulations in place to restrict the activities and movement of the populace but alas, there was great inconsistency and many people were angry as they tried to navigate the regulations as well as manage their lives, families and businesses. A new archive of material from this period, the Late Covid Kingdom has just been uncovered which may shed some light on the trials and tribulations of daily life at this time.
As well as Pharaoh, Great Royal Wife and the bandaged anomaly known as Mummy, the archive provides insight into the lives of a travelling ‘historian’, Khaemwaset and a foreman from the village of the tomb builders, Paneb.




Pharaoh, GRW and Mummy celebrate the easing of lockdown restrictions and the start of a new era, the Late Covid Kingdom, with a slap-up meal delivered by the enterprising Senbi of Meir's Roast Goose Emporium.



Pharaoh was becoming a bit miffed by the behaviour of certain 'Rulers of Foreign Lands' so decided a military expedition to Kadesh was in order. Unfortunately on crossing the border, he found a two week quarantine had been imposed. Plans ruined, Pharaoh had to make do practicing his smiting at home with Mummy.



Questions were being asked. Where did the pestilence come from? GRW took offerings to Sekhmet in the hope she would view the assembled suspects and indicate the culprit - was it the mutant bat? Was it the Lab? or was it a Man? Sekhmet's answer was so perplexing, GRW dropped her bowl of blood, splashing her frock. 'Look to the genetic sequence of the RNA' Sekhmet roared. What could it mean?



Prince Khaemwaset took to travelling around the land delivering lectures on his excavations and restorations. Because of the speed at which he travelled in his go-faster chariot, and indeed the speed at which he spoke, these informative talks became known as 'zoom lectures'.



To prevent the spread of the pestilence, the people needed to keep their hands clean. Mummy tried out a natron-based hand sanitiser unit, code named 'The Mummifier', which proved to be very effective. However Pharaoh could not licence it for use by the populace as it had a tendency to dry out the skin leaving the hands dehydrated, wrinkled and generally unattractive.



One could easily think those in power had lost the plot. Fortunately Pharaoh had not lost his marbles - they were at Mummy's faience and glass workshop. Mummy was trying to invent a protective but see-through screen. Did he succeed? to be continued...……...



It was agreed that screening was crucial.
spr-mrkt was thrilled to have one of Mummy's new sparkling see-through screens to protect her when selling at the market. No pesky pestilence would get her now!



It was well known to Pharaoh's tomb builders that the cobra goddess Meretseger could inflict sudden blindness on miscreants, so while the gang stayed in the village, the red-headed foreman Paneb took himself off on a jolly jaunt in order to test his eyesight. How Paparazzi the crocodile snapped away!



How did the tomb-builders spend their time during covid close-down? Fortunately the Scribe of the tomb kept records and it appears that brewing was a favoured pastime. Pharaoh tried out Paneb's latest home brew while Mummy examined the absence from work ostraca to see who else might have beer going spare.



The App, or Advanced Populace Protection was encouraged. It was basically a game of track and trace - Pharaoh and a tracker dog gave it a trial run, but could find no trace of Mummy. Perhaps Mummy didn't smell?



Paneb was in trouble. The workman Amen-nakhte had denounced him to Pharaoh for breaking the lockdown rules. The self-righteous workman had accused the red-headed one of staying overnight with three different women - and married women at that! Was the accusation true? Or was it a mis-interpretation?



Alas, isolation caused some people to literally fall apart. Pharaoh enlisted the help of that expert and experienced 're-assembler of body parts', the Goddess Isis to try and help rebuild the damaged ones.



Khaemwaset, the renowned Egyptologist, delivered a lecture on why gods were often depicted with animal heads. He believed that during a period of pestilence in ancient times, the Gods were required to wear face masks. For a laugh, some made amusing animal headed masks - a practice which, alas, somehow found its way into the iconography.



Single people could now live in a bubble with another household. Bubbles being in somewhat short supply, Mummy set to work producing froth galore. Pharaoh thought it was all great fun but failed to see how anyone could actually live in a bubble.



It came to pass that there was anger in foreign lands and people took to the streets to protest and pull down statues. In alarm, Pharaoh and GRW checked for damage and found "two vast and trunkless legs of stone and near them on the sand, a shattered visage". GRW was rather taken with Pharaoh's romantic and poetic turn of phrase but the big question remained - was there dissatisfaction or did the earth move?



During the pestilence, the people stayed inside. 'The Wild' re-asserted itself and began to reclaim the land resulting in some very strange wildlife goings on. Fortunately for posterity Pharaoh was able to record his observations on papyrus.



People were afraid of 'the second wave'. No one was sure if it would happen, and if it did, when it would happen. So people practiced self restraint and kept their arms close to their sides just in case they started a second wave.


As the land slowly heals and a semblance of normality returns after the pestilence, Pharaoh, Great Royal Wife, Mummy and all the Gods of the Great Land say farewell and wish you Life, Prosperity and Health.
Watch out for the occasional post in the future.